1.-Woman's natural habitat. The kitchen.
2. Getting Pregnant- They have a habit of doing this.
3- Throwing up. Hold your own fucking hair, I can handle my sows(booze).
*I don't actually hate women, if this offends you, you're probably a feminist. In which case, I really hate you, get real.
Well I love my 'natural habitat' and even though you complain about my cooking, I know your grateful for the meals I make for you.
ReplyDeleteYes, women do have a 'habit' of getting pregnant..of course they have some help.
I know some men (won't mention any names here) that are puckers too.EVEN if they can handle their sows(booze). By the way, I remember back in the day having to hold your forehead when you puked...
Post didn't offend, and I know if it did, you couldn't care less!
That's my boy!
Awesome read!
ReplyDeleteyou help my forehead because i realized at a very young age, do things wrong the first time, and your mother will do them for you. duh?
ReplyDeleteLOL LOL..you are such a butt head!! Good one though Randan...your too damn smart!
ReplyDeletePicture #2 looked like me when I was expecting my first baby.
ReplyDeleteAnd picture #3... well, she just looks like she needs someone to hold the thigh fat, not her hair. ;p
((Hugs))
Laura
P.S.
ReplyDeleteWith your Mum and I "Following" your blog.. it's officially a "Mommy Blog" now.
Sorry! :)
((Hugs))
Laura
eh, beggars can't be choosers right?
ReplyDeleteand i just like that the girl in the second picture is about to light a smoke, if only she had a 40 of Colt .45 to go with it... LOL
The smoke in the second picture is what reminds me of myself. I didn't quit smoking until AFTER I'd had my first baby.... I was young and dumb. :)
ReplyDeleteThe Colt would have just been a tad over the top! ;p
((Hugs))
Laura